To my friends in Odyssey

In light of this link: http://thetoo.com/viewtopic.php?t=18730

Please, my good friends in Odyssey, for your own safety (and mine, and for our fight against The Brotherhood), if you know who I am, please keep my name secret (and sign the petition by commenting with your name on my previous post). I'm amused at your guesses; I'm probably not Jared, or Richard, or Mitch, or Blackgaard, but I repeat: if you find out my true identity, just keep it on the D.L. (the down-low, that is). I've already made the mistake of telling too much about myself in the first post, but editing it (as Agent 2624 requested) won't help; they have seen it already and are now closer than ever to figuring out who I am. Me and my big mouth--I mean, big keyboard! Curse the day of my indiscreet disclosure! My three comforts right now, although the enemy may discover who I am, are as follows:
1) God will protect me.
2) Even if my identity is discovered, my current location is secret.
3) Even if they discover my location, I can run!

Beware the Brotherhood

"In the darkness, the Brotherhood silently protects the interests of the people." Those noble words have long concealed a dangerous organization that destroys our children. The clandestine organization known as "The Brotherhood" claims to enhance life for future generations by genetically modifying children to enhance their intellect and physical strength. Many of these genetically modified children, however, have suffered long-term damage due to unforeseen side effects of The Brotherhood's "enhancements." Harlow Doyle, a private investigator from Odyssey, is but one of the many victims of Brotherhood experiments gone awry. At five years of age, this brilliant orphan (with an I.Q. of 147) received experimental treatment from Brotherhood scientists to augment his already stellar mental capabilities. The experiment failed miserably, and his subsequent I.Q. scores averaged at 52. He operates his detective agency on a monthly allowance from his well-to-do adopted parents, and rarely solves a case without his clients' assistance. Other victims of The Brotherhood's harebrained mad scientists include residents of mental institutions, recipients of special education, and--most shocking of all--65% of The Brotherhood's "experimental children" have developed cancerous brain tumors by the age of 50. This subversive organization claims to protect our interests by enhancing children's futures, yet ill effects are evident in almost every patient. Please join me in signing this petition (by commenting with your name) to bar The Brotherhood from practicing in the United States.

My Hometown

Memories of Odyssey seem so distant, like a dream of another world. Odyssey Community Church...Whit's End...Campbell College...I miss the old places, but not half as much as I miss the people. The one person I miss the most is my ex-wife. We had such a lovely home, but without her it would have seemed like a dump. I loved her more than anyone could imagine, and to be violently jerked away from her was the second-to-worst part of being put in Witness Protection. The worst part was that she believes I'm dead. I know I wasn't the perfect husband, but I know how devastating the news must have been to her. If only she could have known that the "doctor" who told her of my demise was lying, that he was actually an agent of the--well, let's just say he was with one of the intelligence agencies...if only I could have contacted her and let her know I was all right...but now she has moved on. She left Odyssey and went back to college for a second degree, and began dating a childhood friend from Odyssey...whom she eventually married. I'm grateful to him for looking after her, but now I can never return to her, even if I am someday released from the Witness Protection Program. She is no longer mine, but I can take comfort in the promise of Jesus never to leave me nor forsake me. Regardless of who I lose on earth, I will never let go of Jesus, for He is my Savior, my Comforter, my Father, and my best friend. Without Him, I could not face reality, but with Him, I can do all things.